Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? Come in eight flavors.