By the cup of Nescafe even the most secret thoughts turn into words, and by the bottle of vodka - into actions.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.