By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
