By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it