Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.