Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
Don't wanna say I despise you, but if I have a cup of water and you're on fire, I'd drink it
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? They're trying not to attract any more undue blame then they already have.
Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow
