Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
Men mostly hate two words: 'not' and 'enough'... unless you say them together
Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."
