Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage
I'm the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream
