Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words
I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the bitch fell off."
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
