Constipated people don't give a crap.
What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? Miracle whip
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off