Darling, what are you thinking about right now? If I would want you to know, I would say it not think about it
If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
However lonely you feel, you're never alone. There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house. Goodnight.
All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society's way of preparing you for your driver's license photo.