Dating a single mom is like continuing someone's else saved game.
I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.
April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, And the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
