Dear almighty God, If you can't make me thin and pretty, make my friends fat & ugly.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it
I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass
