Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job