Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have a job. I just wish it wasn't THIS job
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
We've heard that ignorance of maths is growing geometrically, whatever that means
Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow