Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have a job. I just wish it wasn't THIS job
Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
"Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you."
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too