Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have a job. I just wish it wasn't THIS job
What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
