Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have a job. I just wish it wasn't THIS job
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!
Beers are full of female hormones. After I drink a pack I can't drive a car and I start behaving illogically
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall
