Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ...
Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her
Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: Nice girls blush when they watch porn, Good girls smile cause they know they can do better
I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words.
