Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ...
What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming human
Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of
Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.
