Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this?" "You're speaking to it."
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it
