Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
There's a pigeon walking up the driveway. I don't care what he wants. I'm not answering the door
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
