Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her.
