Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish
What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion
