Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ...
If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
