Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish
A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this?" "You're speaking to it."
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children
