Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.
Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that..
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
