Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, And the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about me! How about you?
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall
