Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it
What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there
