Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
However lonely you feel, you're never alone. There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house. Goodnight.
What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for? She's going to eat me!
If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
