Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
I don't think you act stupid, I'm sure it's the real thing.
