Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday - eight hours
