Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
