Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
That's a cool story bro, but let me get an expert on cool stories down here so I know what I'm dealing with
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
