Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it
You should argue with your wife only when she's not around.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
