Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce
I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again"
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.