Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
