Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
It feels strange! A hybrid emotion consisting of awkwardness and sickness, topped off with an erection
