Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!
If you don't drink, smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to loved ones. Please pass the wine
Don't be nervous if someone is driving ahead of you. The world is round, just think that you're driving first
