Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
Do you know if pigs have periods?' 'Are you kidding me? What idiot would keep a pig until she's 14?'
Why don't women have men's brains? Because they don't have penises to put them in
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
