Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about me! How about you?
Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going
I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the bitch fell off."
I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..