How are airplanes and women alike? They both have cockpits.
Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
