How are airplanes and women alike? They both have cockpits.
I think that if I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore
Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace & choose to pay for self destruction
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch
