How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A Basketball player.
