How do people lose their kids at the mall? Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated
You had to wait 10 whole minutes? Poor thing, are you sure you're going to be okay? Should i call someone?
However lonely you feel, you're never alone. There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house. Goodnight.
What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming