How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night
Lawyers really aren't so bad, it's just ninety-nine percent of lawyers that make the rest look bad
