How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested.
Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak