How does a blonde high-five? She smacks herself in the forehead.
My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
