How does a blonde high-five? She smacks herself in the forehead.
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt
I'm so much in debt, I think I should start a government.
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
