How good are you at powerpoint? I Excel at it!
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
That's a cool story bro, but let me get an expert on cool stories down here so I know what I'm dealing with
