How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull terrier? Lipstick!
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
