However lonely you feel, you're never alone. There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house. Goodnight.
There's a pigeon walking up the driveway. I don't care what he wants. I'm not answering the door
Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it's from the newsgroup server.
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I'm sweet on you!"