I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio... I don't understand a word they're saying
Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter
If you don't drink, smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to loved ones. Please pass the wine
I prayed for a bicycle, but God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and asked for forgiveness.