I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio... I don't understand a word they're saying
Wow, this article looks awesome. *clicks link* *finds out it's a slideshow* *throws computer out the window*
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again"