I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.
April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? "Cause you're fatter than they are."
Concerning the absence of toilet paper, there should be complaint books laid out at publicly used places
