I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Wow, this article looks awesome. *clicks link* *finds out it's a slideshow* *throws computer out the window*
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella.
