I downloaded the Pinterest app and now my phone is stuck in a mason jar.
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don't buy and eat anything
Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true
