I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco
You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with.
When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running
My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.
