I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Is your name Summer? 'Coz you're HOT!
How do you fix a woman's watch? Why should you? There's a clock on the oven.
