I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
I have all the money I'll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
