I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer... Oh wait, he does
A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
