I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt
Why is "General Failure" reading my hard disk?
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish
