I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.
Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.
The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end
When I was a kid my mother stopped breastfeeding me. I asked her why and she says "hey, I just wanna be friends."
