I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it
If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman.
Women are unable to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking because these men already have boyfriends.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.