I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt
Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have a job. I just wish it wasn't THIS job
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.