I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste
According to the principle of the sandwich, if you put butter on both sides the sandwich will hang in the air
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ? Because frost bites !
Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever.