I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
If you feel lonely, down, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up. Remember, you can always change your birthday on Facebook!
People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made
