I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
