I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right & wrong. Wrong is the fun one
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? "Cause you're fatter than they are."
