I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
You're not old until a teenager describes you as middle-aged.
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
Only difference between Christian Grey and myself is he has money. Somehow he's a ladies man, whereas I'm a pervert.
