I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling
I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.