I wanted to thank you personally for the like. That's why I'm in your house.
What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? Miracle whip
What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
