I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom
Life is an internet. 30 days after you met she wants you to register and begins taking taxes every month
