I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.
