If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand seeing a man have a good time
The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? "Cause you're fatter than they are."
