If bullshit could float...you'd be the Admiral of the fleet!
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Do you know why beer goes through your system so fast? Because it does not have to stop to change color.
