If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco
If you got tired of living, don't share your thoughts with all your friends - they might not give you a chance to change your mind.
Don't message me while I'm in the middle of messaging you. Now I have to change my entire text!
The common thing between a woman and a condom is the fact that they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
