If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don't have balls to scratch!
People who write "u" instead of "you". What do you do with all the time you save?
