If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks!
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."