If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate.
The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms.