If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
Level, racecar and kayak are words known as palindromes. They can be read the same from left to right or right to left.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
That awkward moment when you're in a meeting and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale