If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there
When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs