If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
I'm selling a parachute - just as new, used only one time, didn't open once.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there