If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".